she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
You can't like Harry Potter and Twilight. You have to pick. Vampires and Wizards are mutually exclusive.
I dig being used for consequence free sex. Not consequenceful sex.
Eventually the creepy theater major quirks will come out. Probably in bed. Like role playing as the Phantom of the Opera
I made out with Jen. We were naked. I'm still gay. Forever
check off brunette on the list of girls tht hit me with there cars and then fucked me later
He knows my period schedule but not my work schedule.
We're gonna have horrible, horrible babies.
Does taking an old homeless guy to the strip club, buying him lap dances, and calling him pops all night count as a good deed???
Plus now I feel weird sleeping with you. It's like shooting a three legged deer. It's already at a disadvantage and couldn't get what it's full potential deserves.
I thought I would be a proper lady and put my spare panties in a ziplock
She was a little thick, but we banged on the beach and fireworks went off as we finished so I think God wanted it
He named his newborn baby after a character in the Hobbit and that is literally keeping me up at night.
Ok maybe second best. He dated a stripper. Can't compete with that level of hoeness
Only you would make Mario Party a contact sport.
And you owe me a new pair of switch controllers.
Randomize
