I don't apprectiate you insinuating that my breasts have a sort of bremuda triangle effect
Best news ive heard all week. The cougars r coming! The cougars are coming!
She was so bad on top that i found myself watching a TV that wasn't even turned on
he cracked the bottle of jager at 11am and said "hey, its Saturday and I gotta do something"
My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
I just found out my favorite drunk show, Repo Men, is just reenactments. I can't express through words my disappointment.
Cool, so I just walked in on my grandfather checking his prostate in the kitchen.
Dude. I knoww what ur thinking. Yes, your hand hurts. It's because you fell through a window. If and when you wake up, go to the hospital.
So update from last night: I made friends with a coke dealer, I tore the card scanner off the wall of my dorm, and I passed out on our bathroom counter with my head in the sink.
Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
It's amazing
I want to run hundreds of miles and do a whole semesters worth of homework while flying on a unicorn and throwing endless glitter bombs
Nothing like the judgmental looks you get in the bathroom when you still have last night's glowsticks on
Vodka and cigarettes aside, my body is a temple.
The contents of my fridge consist of alcohol, Nuva ring, and cheesecake. I'm that girl.
I cuddled with a man named Pickles
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