We had sex on my friends waterbed ..after that the whole school kept asking him if he had fun getting "sea-sick" last night.
Easy Mac is falling out of my sweatshirt as I'm walking down the street.
I couldn't help thinking that my sock monkey was judging me
We fist bumped behind their backs while drunk hooking up with them... Do other girls do this too? Or is it just us?
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Don't make it weird, I don't think about you when I'm climaxing, it's just that I see you rooting me on.
I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
Yea dude. I'm gonna be the life of the party. THIS BITCH GETS DRUNK BY HERSELF
Passing out on a toilet is not classy no matter what you're wearing. Not even a pea coat.
Do you participate in Sunday morning booty calls?
Dammit! I didn't see this message, of course I do.
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I took multi-tasking to a new level. I just ate a plate of nachos off my lap while driving to the bar. And I barely got any on me.
My mom just said we can't get married in nude body suits to look like earthworms. She's ruining my life.
For a second I thought that you were becoming a decent person again. I am glad I was wrong.
Had a dream I dropped the L word and immediately threatened to kill myself
You probably shouldn't be having nightmares about expressing affection
Blame the bisexuality and move on?
I'm pretty sure I have PMS because I almost just cried about not being able to find a place that gives acrobat classes here.
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