a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
Someone just proposed in Subway. Trying not to laugh.
just threw up in the bushes outside my lecture hall. sometimes i hate the freedom college gives you.
he walked in on you at the party drunkenly dancing alone on the bed wearing mardi gras beads, sunglasses, and using one ski pole as a microphone.... and you STILL got laid. i dont get your life.
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This soccer player girl is eating this banana WAY to slow. Too early for penis shaped foods.
Times like this, when you talk openly about Tinkerbell being your spirit animal, are times when I'm allowed to question your sexuality.
I'm microwaving a frozen bottle of Two Buck Chuck while watching The Proposal with my housemate. I'm not sure what success is like, but I'm fairly confident this isn't it.
Honestly the war on drugs is dumb and you can just sleep in my bed which is mega comfortable anytime you want. There I said it
So I got hit in the face with a frying pan. So def wont be at work for first break if I'm there at all
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I'm crying and shaving my Bronco playoff beard
I've never been so excited to have my ass in so much pain.
Good, I don't think Coke dipped ring pops hold up in the mail anyway.
I'm wearing a fleece onesie eating pop tarts on the train to work. Killing it.
Okay, since we're going to be living together and I'm obviously better than you at everything, I have one single simple rule that I want you to follow: DO. NOT. FUCK WITH ME.
I accidentally just texted my dad asking if he wants to do shrooms with me. Do I leave the city now or...
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