My complete lack of self respect has really improved my blow job technique
And nobody saved him?? That chick had like three teeth TOPS
Um I think everyone drunk and there's some douche on violin.
God you people are gross. Come collect your unconscious friend.
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It's four o'clock and my 60yo aunt's tits have already made an appearance and there is a dildo traveling around the room periodically assaulting family members. Strangely I am thankful.
i didnt have any regrets until i found out he was a freshman.... and the only reason he got into yale was because of soccer... and he wasnt premed.
It wasn't so much skinny dipping. It more like skinny walking...through a fountain.
He started humming whilst eating me out. At first it was weird, but my new motto is now don't knock it before you've cum from it
It's getting harder and harder to fake orgasms as I get older.
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And I must've sleep walked to the fridge cause when I woke up, there I was, balls deep in a fudge pop.
You're never the same once you're dry humped on the frat house floor
Isis wins if we don't have the loudest, kinkiest sex in every part of my house tomorrow
so hungover. idk whos house or comp im on
We are bad people. This is why we are friends. <3
The salt made it so good this margarita is touching my soul. I swear I'm not high BUT I want elote in a cup with the insides of a shrimp taco. I think that would make my life complete.
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