summer is not the time to consider going full bush.
Just watched Hilary Duff have a three-some on Gossip Girl...all I could imagine was that LIzzie Maguire cartoon girl freaking out above their heads
we just pregamed for our presentation... gotta love group bonding
Every perfect package comes with a warning label.
I opened my door to go to class and all there was was a raccoon puking on the doorstep. In hindsight, it was a very accurate omen.
wanna get hammered and throw tomatoes at the people standing in line for the midnight showing of harry potter and yell whichcraft is evil
I'm laying here in fetal position. I feel like a traffic cone
Just had a tranny complement my outfit. Looks like I'll have to change before we go out.
Makes Sense, i generally dont want the same person two days in a row. Its like what i pick for supper, i like variety
What am I doing with my life
Sleeping with dudes who have peacocks apparently.
Tried to land my foot on his shoulder and kicked him in the face. Then I fell into a homeless man's bike and posed with a buffalo head. How was your night?
You missed the winter stoner olympics last night....I got the gold in blunt rolling
Well, my mom found the ball gag and whip. Looks like I'm never going home again.
the universe is starting to freak me out.. ive now had sex with 3 people who were born on the same day..
ah lol cocaine is strange when I dose I feel like an elephant running through a grocery store
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