ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
i hope the fucking fire crotch burns his mouth
Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
Just met a female bro. Things are weird at the rugby party.
After all you put him through, I think it was only right that you saluted the bartender when you left.
Hookup with hot guy from gym, check. Wake up to find he's peed in my closet, double check.
you cant keep talent like that locked up in a relationship
Holy fuck, spaghetti burritos are the best idea I've ever had.
While I was fucking him, he grabbed a taco off his shelf and started eating it. I had taco dripped on me. I have no idea where the taco came from.
That was the night you tried to convince me you threw up your sould because your throwup was black
but I have boobs. I'm not going to buy my own drinks at the bar like some kind of fucking animal.
I could fuck to npr.
I found the guy I hooked up with last night on Wikipedia, at least now I know how old he is.
Its a good night when you make $200 and didn't have to see any balls
Alan said you can come over and eat me out anytime you want, as long as we give him enough notice to hide in the closet before we arrive
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