Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
i think our first tip to leave should have been when we saw the drinks were coming out of a gas can
He told me he breastfed 'til he was six. That explains the obsession with me getting fake tits. Is it a red flag?
Yes I was being legit. That's the only plant I want in my house. A growing penis.
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I can't believe you broke a Paula dean wooden spoon over my ass
Dude, just look at these fucking curtains and chill out.
they drunkenly created an obstacle course for the poor hamster and its ball.
Alright dude i'm gonna go to go sleep off this soberness. my life is a cosmic joke
Seriously, I want to give you a plaque thanking you for your dedicated service to my vagina.
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Thanks for putting up with my drunk friend last night. Its all fun and games till someone pukes macaroni under your fridge.
I woke up in a chipotle parking lot with an industrial sized box of condoms and a bag of dounut holes. I need Jesus
I tried to put my heels in the coat check
The Domino's delivery guy is in front of me at The Wendy's drive-through. Hmmm.....
Uber southern baptist grandma and uber flaming cousin just got into an argument about whether jesus is OK with gay marriage. Aren't these things only supposed to happen at Thanksgiving?
THERE'S MORE TO LIFE THAN JUST MISSIONARY
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