i just assumed he broke up with her because she wasn't a freshman anymore
we sang "a whole new world" together. either he's my gay best friend or the love of my life.
he told me he once ran a blackmarket liquor store out of his house. thats all it took for me to go home with him
Found my puke from September encrusted to the floor under the dresser while cleaning before move out ..... Oh Freshman year
why do the even put the "Please drink responsibly" on tequila ads? like has anything responsible ever come from tequlia. No. never.
I definitely managed to work the word "aforementioned" into the conversation.. At least I'm an intelligent sexter.
We convinced him to snort an altoid. We should not be allowed to drink together
Fair warning: We've transformed the living room into a giant tent.
You were crying and asking his mom "why doesn't he like road head?"
I want to break up with him.....but he has a george forman grill...like I need that
Just explain how I got from the bar to a house I've never been in, waking up to a cop in uniform ripping a bong
Walking my dog and eating a taco in last night's dress.. Classy
I just watched a porn called gay of thrones and I think I've reached a new low in my life
We lost. I'mma go home and drink more and do a face mask and wonder why it is that god put me on this Earth to suffer
Almost gave the delivery guy a 34 dollar tip. That high
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