I fuked that chick last night and she kept saying, "oh...oh....oh", like Bill Lumberg
so what did you do?
I did the mash I did the monster mash It was a graveyard smash!
i hope chris hansen doesn't have a boat
Well, at first I was really confused. But then I realized that he was talking from his penis's perspective... in third person.
One last question would your parents let me sleep in your bathtub for the night?
he brought me knee pads...is that sweet or weird?
Im just a social blackout drinker.
Honey, I don't care how "classic you" this is. It's not gonna matter if we can't find you in the morning.
And our DD is passed out in the bathtub with the curtain closed. What happened tonight
this speak and spell drinking game will be the death of us all.
My attorney has my name in her roldex as need to hit that. Im gonna win my case
We learned many a lesson today about drug use in canoes
when we woke up this morning she was missing two teeth. the front two.
PICK ME UP NOW I THINK THIS MOTEL IS A CRIME SCENE. also congrats on your engagement i saw the post on my phone while i was climbing out the window
If there was a gecko involved in your BDSM I'm gonna have to request that not happen when we live together ;)
Just waxed 95% of the hair off my vag. If he doesn't enjoy this tonight, you will, whether you like it or not.
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