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Babe...You're really smothering me right now
some girl that im facebook friends with has H1N1, im scared to even go to her facebook page
Learn some fucking English or leave me alone! "Your" is for something that belongs to you, like 'your herpes'. And "you're" is a contraction for "you are", like "you're not sleeping with me".
I just found out that AAA will pick you up if you're drunk for free if you're a member. How did I not know about this?
i got a blow job in the bathroom during intermission at the hockey game. i'm pretty sure i made Canada proud.
u got into a flexing contest with a dude in bathroom in the mirror at the club
Either I put my underwear on inside out and wore it like that all day, or I had sex with him. Its sad I have to guess.
You know how most people would take your keys when they don't want you to leave a party? Those 2 girls aren't most people. They took my pants instead.
As a matter of fact, I am on the treadmill with the Bottle of UV Blue as we speak.....
I walked into your room and you had fallen asleep smoking a cigarette. You just had the butt in your mouth with ash all over your face.
When you were bringing him upstairs I told him to bring you on down to pound town. you're welcome.
Gay bathhouses. They're actually a thing. So god does exist. And he doesn't hate me as much as you think he does
He went to 7/11 first and came back with condoms and a banana "in case we get hungry"
And I got shut down by a ginger. It was a weird night
I just want to hook up with Ed Sheeran. Why does it have to be so difficult?
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