i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
i saw a guy balancing a black cat on his head last nite
get a pic
i tried he was too far away anotherguy was walking with paper bags on his feet explain that
i want ur life
Of course im so fucked up sarah. I fight away tornadoes.
Ha i know. My vag can't go too crazy for a boy halfway across the country. It doesn't have that good of range
CONQUERED: Sean from next door. Just wanted to let you know ;)
How many people did you send this to?
I don't even know. I woke up to a text from someone named Vick saying he was 'legit worried' that I had herpes.
She gave him a lap dance on the glass table. You can guess how that ended
From now on when a guy sends me a dick picture I'm going to send them a picture of some other dudes dick.
Last thing I ever expected to say, "Get your finger out of my ear or I will stop sucking your dick."
I caved man... I fucked her so vigorously, desperately trying to correct her wonky eye. My determination was relentless.
You are a terrible person.
I just try to be optimistic...
do you think our homemade porn will pass for my cinematography final?
Brah, we should get a "do not disturb sign"... I can't have people knocking on the door while I'm high, it fucks with me way too much.
I think I puked in the middle of sex last night if that's any indication as to how drunk I was.
“before I show up tits a blazing, what’s the sexual temperature here?“
...i have a beer in one hand, and a chicken wing in the same. typical tuesday, right?
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