We have nothing in common but the sex rocks, would it be awful to develop a drug habit just to have a topic of conversation?
Your fb status are always so intriguing.. Often make me picture you naked
she said her black crocs were her 'dress up crocs'
Ill trade u your bra for a run to the liquor store...
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Oh wait looks like my cousin is getting deported THERE'S HOPE FOR THIS CHRISTMAS YET
Just for the record its a bit awkward when you introduced me to your friends at your house as your brother and then insisted in front of them that I sleep in your bed with you
He showed up in a dinosaur costume bearing a tray of cupcakes. He even let me hold his tail. I'm marrying this guy.
I think I've had 45 beers today though So things are looking up.
Haha its fine we ask know it. He's still cool thought
Focus on the keyboard man. Focusssss
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I'm gonna guess ur still high cus last night at like 3am my pillows were morphing into cats and I kept trying to pet them
I don't want the fire department to come out here twice in one weekend because of your god damn vape.
You sat on me. Like I was a toilet. While I was on the toilet. You peed a little.
Last night you dunked donut holes in spinach dip, ate it, threw up, and continued eating. I cant keep up with your drunk eating skills.
I was wondering where the donuts went.
Lmao a dude who just got out of prison said im worth 10 cigarettes in prison...I think that's a compliment
ya I went to the grocery store literally just for cheese and condoms
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