it was like playing where's waldo with your underwear
Remember that dream I told you about where I shit out my own skeleton? I had it again last night.
a girl walking in front of me just packed her cigarettes 72 times and yes i counted
how much adderall did you take today?
they said he just opened the front of his shirt and threw up alll over himself
The extent of my physical activity is running from the cops.
I wish I could go back in time 3 years and tell my freshman self how easy it is to hook up with freshmen
We learned a lot about one another. I showed him around the town I grew up in and he informed me that he has had a threesome and killed a cat
obviously he wasnt ready for this jelly and you can quote me on that
i introduced myself to everyone by my new name, thundergooch. i threatened the neighbors with a hammer when they used my real name. needless to say, sailor jerry was not kind to me.
So I paid for the taxi using pennies and hair clips, no need to thank me.
I had a sex dream. With two guys. And my subconscious decided to put your dick on BOTH OF THEM. If there is a society where that does not mean "I cherish you" I do not want to live there.
I don't really want to explain what i mean by this so just answer yes or no. are 5 cows enough?
You followed me up the stairs while i was throwing up yelling "projectile! projectile! projectile!"
I have betrayed my no carb ways & I can feel it.
Embrace it. Come over to the dark side. I'll feed you muffins while stroking your hair.
I will warn you that there is a pic of me riding a buffalo....and for the record, I was completely sober!!
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