Are u religion class? I'm on my way, I have cum in my hair. tell u later.
i think i'm in class. and blacked out.
that speech was about as successful as her performance in twilight
Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
then she woke up from sleeping for an hour and the first thing she said was "i regret it already"
He taught me how to drive a stick by using his dick. He even made the whurrrr noise so I knew when to change gears.
she worked me into her spring break cardio plan. im mondays and wednesdays.
The bar owner gave me permission to push people into the pool. I'm never going to leave Los Angeles
cracked out the beer snorkel again. that thing has a five for five record of getting me naked.
She did my hair, then ate me out. Switching teams was an awesome decision.
I will suppress my appetite by doing shots then passing out
Wearing the 'Let's Party' thong feels weird without you...
I AM VODKA MAN
pretty sure I woke up to him jacking himself off IN MY BED
how does that bad decision feel?
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