Nothing quite says America like barbecue and beer at 9 in the morning.
FYI, when you wake up, please note that I puked in your shoes because I sstubbed my tooee, not becus I was drunk.
Im gonna need you to always be ready for drinking or this will never work. grow up peter pan.
I wish you'd make everyone's lives easier and do him already. Then we can get rid of him.
You blackout rapped the entire DMX song Party Up last night at karaoke without looking at the screen. Then you Tebowed on stage, hugged a black guy, puked in a garbage can, then left. You deserve a medal.
Sincerely would love to tap that, on a mountain with the wind blowing on your pubes .
She was giving me head while we were in my tree house, my mom then came out to let the dog out so she stopped so I would stop groaning, was it good? You tell me
Literally just one second of unclenched butt hole away from shitting my pants.
I'm drinking vodka. Get ready for my famous "come over" mass snapchats
The power of the half flaccid cock, and to think, I thought I was just playing accordion in front of her Vagina!
sorry I called you to cry about the state of the neopets economy
I'm telling you, this vagina is really making the rounds lately...
He had a hook in his ceiling. I think I'm in love!
We need to move to a different bar soon. When we're standing on the patio, and every guy around us has seen us naked...there's a problem
Is it ok to bone a former patient who is also a client? Since it is two negatives does that cancel and become a positive?
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