My boobs aren't big enough for this kind of lifestyle
She kept screaming "yeah! You pick up my books!" the whole time. . .
he said "you're pretty" then i made out with him. thats all it took
You know those ponds where you go and pay $5 and your guarranteed to catch a fish thats how i describe her
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i dont know, i woke up and he was going down on me. i guess i can save his number
We had a race to see who could chug their vodka tonic faster. College doesn't seem to be working for me... I'm getting exponentially dumber
CANT TOUCH THIS JUST CAME ON MY IPOD. LOVE STEVE JOBS
He just "revenge puked" on her kid. I think we'll be leaving soon.
Is adulthood just morning sex and then walking through the grocery store 20 min later looking for something to take to work for lunch?
...and then running into your dad at said grocery store...
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You got a blow job by a girl whose nickname is "the terrible tooth"?! You are a brave man.
I hate him. I fucked every one of his friends AND his fat brother and he still won't break up with me.
I walked by the two of them and mouthed "fuck me" based on there reaction I think they just came in their pants
I wish I was there to have sex with you on the plane to lessen your anxiety.
That's the nicest thing anyone has over said to you.
Oh my god. That was the best half-hour of my life that didn't involve genitals.
That's why i need nudes. Plutonic nudes.
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