He was dressed in cheap leather and smelled like death.
you might get a letter about the baby you put in me. i was mad when i sent it.
I mean, it's free alcohol, to turn it down would be a crime against humanity.
They're watching TV in bed. The Golden Girls to be exact. Aaaand I just heard them singing along with the theme song. I love living with gays.
i slept with him so i could steal the screens out of his sink faucets for my bowl when he went to sleep. not because he's funny.
I won't be able to make it. Too hung over. Can't hold down fluids. I'm in the bathtub trying to hydrate my body through osmosis. And yes, Tequila Tuesday is totally still on for tonight.
We're drinking vodka. Wine is for people who have to wake up in the morning.
Not sure how I feel about St Psts and March Madness being on the same weekend. I feel like I've been screwed out of a drunk holiday.
He said I could pay him back in blow jobs. What's the going rate for those these days?
He called me on my way to the bathroom and told me he wanted to hear me pee my beers out... That. Drunk.
Looks like a took a video of myself beating off and passed out last night. I'm classy.
although steph and I had 3 bottles of wine by that point and watched an opera that featured a black dildo so anything was possible really
Pretty sure my boner drove me home. Like it didn't just do the steering it was the gas and brake too..
You know it was a weird week when you have a mystery bruise and youre unsure if it was from crazy sex or getting bit by a duck. Life.
Just sold my panties for 40 bucks to some rando dude at the gay bar. I think I found a way to fund next years spring break trip. Hello cancun!
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