the pool opens at 11. by 1115 the ambulance had been called.
Why does Jon Cryer have a career?
That is a good question.
Old men and throwing up are my life now.
I just realized that the music from spongebob is also used in real sex HBO.
Everyone is in jail. I'll see what i can do though
hey, do you know how many packets of jello it takes to turn a handle of vodka into slutty girls?
You could breast feed yourself wine!! This shit is genius!
Haha you were definitely messed up. Let me know if you need anything
Could really use a time machine and a higher self esteem, in that order
I feel that it is my duty to the human race to invent a colon squeegy
You know when you meet a penis that looks like it was made out of all your hopes and dreams?
Stop touching yourself.
Wtf!?!?!?! Did you install a camera???
Went to put my shoe on and asked myself why I left a sock in it. I didn't. Needless to say I found our used condom.
CODE RED CODE RED MY VIBRATOR IS BROKEN THIS IS NOT A DRILL
When my beach tent arrives , I strongly suggest quitting our jobs and becoming homeless beach drunks
She was a little thick, but we banged on the beach and fireworks went off as we finished so I think God wanted it
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