No, I'm talking to this Chinese girl. Can't understand a word she's saying, but i think i caught the word vagina a few times.
LETS GET FUCKED UP IN ONESIES TONIGHT.
I worry about you sometimes...
After the sixth shot I started to slur my pauses.
you called to congratulate me on being the reason you lost never have i ever
Is it illegal to masterbate in an airport?
It's spring break, I'm sure it's ok.
we've started having sober sex
you really do like him
I smelled my fingers after she left and they smelt like sugar cookies. I want that one again.
i really should have bought real food rather than condoms, olives, coleslaw and beer...
So was I the only one that was competing in the whale hunt?
Kristy just reminded me that I have a bottle of champagne to lick off your ass hole...... This is by way of saying that we have plans on Friday.
Boobs have been pretty central in my life somehow lately which makes me question if I am truly gay
So many weird people in this class. I can practically taste their unwanted virginities. They taste bad.
So, Cheetos don't microwave great.
Ahh yes. I lost my pants and swimming suit and phone charger. And I've found out who has them all even while hungover. Successful day. Nice party too.
I love friends. Friendship is wonderful. I wish the rain was my friend
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