She goes outside, smokes 2 cigarettes, and insists on walking up the 7 flights of stairs so that her heart stays in shape. this woman is crazy.
just because she blew him doesn't mean she knows his name.
Let's face it. We both have sexy parts. Why not have them touch?!
I found them in the kitchen microwaving bottle rockets chanting U.S.A U.S.A U.S.A
I just found puke in my bra..
An accidental pregnancy to a guy with a trustfund is no mistake. It is a gift from god.
And when he pulled me off the bathroom floor, he just looked at the cat litter stuck to my chin and said "oh sweetie" and shook his head. I think my dad's officially given up hope.
the story is to long to tell you via txt so when you notice the tattoo on your ass call me.
Minus the pink eye. Do I look fuckable tonight?
You passed out while holding my hair during a blow job.. i think your gona have to earn back blow jobs
I felt really bad for not letting her go in, it was like we were dangling lesbians in front of her
I am stoned, not wearing a bra, and a woman. There is no way in fuck I am getting on a fucking bus.
this potential sugar daddy just sent me a photo of him butt naked in the woods saying he wants to "grow our spirits together." so i think i found us a new drug dealer!
Literally had sex in his grow room under a plant.. ganja queen .
There are 6 of us in a mini cooper and his maid is in the trunk...she needed a ride.
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