He famously once noted that women should wear white "like all other domestic appliances,"
Nothing says "You're all grown up now" like setting up your 401k with shitty underwear.
I literally ate my thanksgiving dinner while getting a lapdance. And honestly, after that, there is no other way.
just printed 333 ways to get kicked out of wal-mart. hello thursday night.
it's all just a bunch of faces and i remember what the floor looked like.
No, i know about the eggs and penis, the oh wow was for the fire
Two portable blenders. We are going to be popular and dangerous.
Sorry no. I've already promised my first single hookup to somebody.
good it was pretty cute, also what would bong water do to a puppy?
and now i get to think about how i fulfill a gay man's harry potter fantasy. thanks for that
I remember doing shots of gin, then I have this strange memory of us making out in the womens room at waffle house.
I regret none of it.
Apparently hitting a bong with your mouth half numb is hilarious but frustrating!
I just want to be like i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it
I hate him but I love him for what he does which is me
Just try and act like you're sober
I can't I snorted an anti depressant and he's pouring me tequila shots
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