i'm in the sorta mood where i wanna be that crying, drunk girl who will hook up with anyone that tells her she's pretty
My main thought on the Olympics: I need LESS cowbell.
I've hooked up with six guys in my ethics class next semester...I feel like I've failed already
If you're wondering about the pepper everywhere its for the ants and it was my doings. They hate pepper. You're welcome.
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i think that after ALREADY drinking that much, the tube shots may have been a bad idea.. i mean afterall, i did wake up and find my cell phone IN the bonfire the next morning.
From what I hear, her blowjob factory was runninng at full capacity this weekend.
So to distract myself from jackies vomiting, im making up a story in my head. It's called the little penis that could
Yes I slept with him, he was the only one not wearing a costume. Guys with costumes are just trying to impress you.
btw my ex came by last night and saw the pregnancy test intructions. awkwarrrrd.......
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THEY SELL PREFROZEN MARGARITAS AND THEY COME WTH A STRAW. MY PRIORITIES ARE IN ORDER
Is it bad I'm drunk at orientation
You've been there for 12 hours, what are you supposed to be doing
Not be drunk
Question for you. Do you want to go out somewhere or do you want to have sloppy joes at my house? That's not a euphemism for anything; I actually have stuff to make sloppy joes
He serenaded me say anything-style with Weird Al songs and then blew me on the beach. I'd say he's a keeper.
My one night stand ended up seeing me the next morning... For my interview. Guess who got a job.
rowboat hit a rock. taking on water. going down fast. bring cheerios.
aye aye capn
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