Ugh I just know that when I take off his pants his underwear will have Megan's Law written all over them.
Update: no underwear. Greeeeen light.
Words of wisdom-never eat a peanut-butter covered banana on a construction site ever again
so im kinda of nervous about the whole bust inside event last night
Vanessa Carlton's songs would be so much better if she was pretty
I wish there was a non-hangover washing machine that I could stick myself in right now
if I end up fighting someone to save $15 on a toaster oven then something went wrong earlier in life
I am watching the symphony and have decided that violin players probably give really good hand jobs.
on my arm i have a score card from when we apparently had a competition to see who could harden his nipples fastest..
who won?
THAT is your concern right now?
it only took me 1 hour to write 8 pages. i'm never doing school work without adderall ever again.
If we both stop thinking about your penis for just a moment, we'd realize it is important and good that you are spending quality time with your family
I think I'm gonna wear a bikini to our final tomorrow...just so he knows that no fucks will be given on his test
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
New low reached: a cockroach has actually drowned itself in our dirty dishes. We are heathens. Cleaning dance party tonight. No excuses.
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