I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
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Literally like 10 people walking in my building talking about how much they hate draco
If I had a penis I would totaly hang shit off it. Like stretched out peach rings and fruit rollups.
I hate girls that dress up to come to planned parenthood. I just want to be like we are all in the same boat here, we know your slutty. Its OK.
we tried to steer you away from them but you just kept yelling 'i need dick' and going back. sorry.
She tried catching cigarette ashes on her tongue like snowflakes.
I'm so tired of waking up with my bed full of deli meats.
The maintenance guy asked for a box to stand on to reach the ceiling. All I could offer him was a keg.
Such a good question, let's ask the alcohol gods for the answer.
After owing so much in back child support they should make vasectomy a mandatory
I fell asleep on the floor again. i dont want help, just a pillow. its kind of nice down here.
He deadlifted me and I came just a little at the apex
I feel as though my head has drastically changed shape
Like wanna sit on your face while you speak German hot
imagine the bill from school house rock beating the shit outta you
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