I dont get it-she has sex with me but wont be my facebook friend?
he called me "his little blueberry cunt muffin"...how would that make you feel?
Why does Jon Cryer have a career?
That is a good question.
i'd like someone to explain to me why my clothes are all sticky. including my fanny pack. yes, this is a mass text.
we just ha sex. he lasted two minutes. i told him to leave because i had class
isnt today saturday?
Trying not to fart in the comp lab is going to take everything i've got.
you better take a shot tonight for every cat you have ever seen and wanted. this is a lot of cats.
I am wrecking havoc on the skinny girls by going home with the big one. She is taking me to see her dog now.
So i know i shouldnt being spending random large amnts of money...but i just bought a sword.
Do you think I could convince a doctor that my uterus is poisoning me? It wouldn't technically be a lie. It does more harm than good.
We had sex in his hot tub. Then we saved a mouse that almost drown in his pool. We celebrated our heroism with more sex.
That was the night I realized I need to grow up and stop eating mushrooms with strange 40 year old men in convertibles.
I learned so much in Pittsburgh
I have no reason to put on pants anymore. This is my new reality.
He sent me a dick pic from a port-o-potty in Boston. If that's not love Idk what is.
i out mim tonsoeep
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