When you only buy popcorn and condoms at the grocery store they know whats up.
are you wasted or are you getting laid?
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wow
She just asked me if I was going to kiss her cat goodby too... This is why we don't stay till last call.
Just got cockblocked by coyotes. This would happen to me.
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Getting too drunk for the hot dog vendor to serve me is possibly a sign of an alcohol problem. I threw up in the sewer grates next to his stand
I think I'm getting too used to throwing up in the reception trash can. It doesn't even phase me anymore
I am too young to be this hungover
Is this your way of saying you want a sober 19th?
I flashed a party boat full of Asians yesterday, didn't I?
This juggling 3 dicks is getting exhausting
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P.S. I just made up pleasure scepter for the purpose of that last message.
I hooked up with a British man... Wiz Khalifa has your bra... Couldn't have been a more successful night!
We shared a dick. We're practically sisters!
He named his newborn baby after a character in the Hobbit and that is literally keeping me up at night.
Wow you are like a taller more attractive sex Yoda.
Who else has a jello penis in their fridge?!
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