The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
I hate that the only Italian aspect of me is I get red and sweaty when I drink
Yeah, that's not really a good thing. Especially for a girl. You should get a tattoo on your stomach that says "Please wear a condom".
We started playin just the tip, then shit got crazy
he's measuring my pool to see how much jello powder he needs. He got paid today.
It hits you later. Like when you wake up on the floor under a puzzle later.
They let me close the tennis center alone. It's a 6-minute drive from 2 of my booty calls. Scratch tennis court bj off the bucket list.
Just went trick or treating in my kitchen. Found chocolate and scotch. Happy fucking Halloween
You went through my pantry and left one of everything in the box. One cracker. One cheesit. One piece of cereal. I really fucking hate you.
Just got back from the tanning beds. I'm a lobster. I fear for the safety of my nipples falling off.
my mom just told me I should hit it and quit apparently she does not like this new girl
Come help me clean and have sexual intercourse with me
Bring breadsticks
I've entered the world of uncircumcised penises. It's disgusting.
It's not vacation until I get called "disgustinly sexy" by an fat woman whose older than my mother.
I can always count on you to keep my boobs honest
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