this wart on my finger ripped off while i was fingering this girl the other night. she thought she had gotten her period and started crying so i went with. its better for both of us that way
she said, and i quote, "i want to black out with my rack out"
Come on, video tape it. Take one for the team
and when he finished he handed me a baby wipe so i could clean up. i'm ok with the fact that he has kids, but not sure how to react to this.
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He looks like he has a penis
What the fuck
A good one, a good penis
just got tipped $5 to put a barbie in a waffle cone and drip caramel sauce on it while a group of dudes cheered and one took pics. 90% sure they were sober
You better of fucked him last night or do it now because he is buying all the roommates McDonald's.
He explained how that handle got into our fridge. I think i'm going to stick with my original assumption that the vodka gods want me to drink more vodka.
Dear, was it your thong we found wrapped around my hairbrush next to Rachel's bed? Please explain.
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Walked up in time to hear him say "you saw I was in a relationship on facebook? So why are you holding my nuts?" To her. That's loyalty man
I'm currently being signed up to be painted nude for a college art class. ah yes best high decision ever
She doesn't even know his real name...he just keeps calling himself Hans the Third
one more hour of this work bullshit and I'm off to get high with your cat.
Do not ever look at a picture of an erect ostrich penis. You will regret it.
I’ll call you later. There’s a jilted trophy wife looking for a revenge fuck at my door
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