I told you I would drunk text you sometime........its that time.
Goodbye hot boy in my geo class...goodbye my lover, goodbye my friend. you have been the one, you have been the reason I came to claassss
if you don't go out with us, what are you gonna do? you're gonna go home and watch biodome and masturbate to texts from your east coast boyfriend and see the facebook pictures from the party when you wake up.
She said "I only hook up with guys I'm dating"
So... What happend then?
We dated for an hour, i broke up with her after. BOOM.
I'm really tired of your booty call eating my fruity pebbles.
Just hit a cone using a lit sparkler. Tastes like I might die but it was magical.
Either I spilled whiskey on my boobs last night or they are fermenting. Not concerned in the slightest
is there a reason blood came out of my hair in the shower?
head injury at diner. you headbutted the wall a few times because it got in your way
S.O.S. he's talking about horses and breast feeding.
I accidentally called my professor daddy...and I think he liked it. Help, I'm scared.
I was going to try being motivated today. But then I took a hit while still in bed.
I wish my nipples were as well behaved as yours.
If it involves notarization or the Misfits, I am up to date. Anything else, I know fuck-all.
I accidentally mass texted his dick pic. Not only to my friends, but to my dad as well...
Man, I miss taking bong rips in my room. Now they are bringing dogs around so all my stuff is hidden in random places up in the woods. I literaly have to hunt and gather just to get high.
Randomize
