haha it's okay then, bc he only killed a canadian, they're not real people
ur penis kinda felt like a vagina to me
I just wanted to let you know I just licked gravy off of my boobs. Just putting that out there.
She was holding a turtle doing a beer bong out of a flower watering can.
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I made him tell me how he proposed to his wife before I'd bang him. I have a problem.
I just saw someone EAT a flashcard out of frustration. Finals suck.
THAT DOESN'T MEAN YOU SHOULD LET ME CHUG VODKA.
Oh you don't have to buy a shower curtain, I stole the one from her bathroom. It has dolphins on it.
Alls I remember is making out with that chick.
Nope that was a dude
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I just face planted on a condom wrapper in my bed...thought of you.
You're so romantic.
She called to say her plane was running late and i had 30minutes to get to the airport for bathroom sex
Mom told me you snuck booze into a concert in a cheez its box...I have never been prouder to be related to you
FUCK the WHO, FUCK cancer, I'm gonna eat fucking bacon.
God does not give you boobs that amazing to not share them with your friends
I got really worried when i woke up and there weren't any missed booty calls from him between 3 and 5 am. Apparently his gf is in town ...
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