my grand plan for the evening is to do shots of vodka til i cant anymore
theyre doing shots to celebrate her boob jobs anniversary.
in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
You should have seen her outfit yesterday. It was like pretty woman before Richard Gere gave her money to buy a new outfit.
She told me to stay away from him cause apparently he fucks anything that walks. clearly i responded with..."i walk"
we managed to turn Dream Phone into a drinking game. don't hate.
Now I'm at the gym and I never want to leave. It's a combo of adderall and endorphins and I don't want it to go away
When I woke up my bed had been moved to the middle of my living room, a hippie was spooning me on one side and a pile of cocaine on the other, did I go through a time warp or are we still in 2012?
You said that we all need to "head out like a boner through sweatpants and get fucked." Jager night was a success.
Take off your clothes and see if he wants to have sex, that's a good way to find out
Nobody likes ball hair. Not even gay dudes
Saw the Peanut butter guy at checkout he had at least 30 containers of it and like 6 different kinds...
DONT YOU DARE YELL AT ME. YOU'RE THE ONE WHO TRIED TO PAY FOR THE CAB WITH YOUR PANERA REWARDS CARD.
His dick is curly. It's adorable.
well, i found him passed out on a picnic table two miles away with a lit cig in his hand...he had a rough night
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