What are you talking about? And how drunk are you?
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apparently i started the naked brigade. and depantsed everyone who wasn't naked. her parents must hate me.
Hey I found a place that'll do a hand job for 42 bucks
I hate myself for knowing the words to party in the USA.
I love how I just got my coachella ticket and ecstasy in a package deal.
This soccer player girl is eating this banana WAY to slow. Too early for penis shaped foods.
I'm practically paying him in tacos to have sex with me.
So burnt out. Like weed hangover. And someone just fell through the ceiling outside of my class. How's your morning going?
I woke up this morning with a wristband and I thought I went to the hospital last night I actually went ice skating instead
The fuck-me-pumps were hot, the XL hoody kinda ruined it.
Just bought shock top, Trojans, double shots and baby oil. At 8 am. While the lady in front of me bitched about her expired coupons.
My mind just played a snippet of me asking to be a Joey and trying to climb into your apron pocket...
I know what I want to do this Friday. However, it might end in me getting kicked out of an arcade and a mini golf course.
I woke up in my basement holding someone else's underwear and a bottle of mouthwash . I wish I could explain more than that but i can't remember ...
The guy i took home was a circus freak. He jerked off 3 times in front me after we had sex. And he came every time.
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