why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
I think most guys look at porn as a fallback career. I mean I know I do.
I fucking love fucking science majors-- she told me that she wanted to know if her gag reflex got better or worse with alcohol, and that her initial evidence had been inconclusive. So, next few weeks, yeah, gettin blown periodically. All I have to do is keep a log.
Why would vodka do this to me? I've always been loyal
I pretty much threw up on him while he slept, I had one task today which was to wash the sheets that I threw up on and I turned them pink. I would leave me if I could
he stopped midthrust to put on his sex playlist and the first song was 'can you feel the love tonight'
where do you find these guys?
It was fun until the stripper told me it was her first day and started crying.
Two hot shots of tequila for breakfast? Yeah today is gonna be a shit show
He just kept yelling cup my balls to everyone they kicked us out after 20 min
Plus now I feel weird sleeping with you. It's like shooting a three legged deer. It's already at a disadvantage and couldn't get what it's full potential deserves.
I walked into my house with my pants inside out, no shoes and a limp. My mom asked me if I had fun but I passed out before I could reply...
Pretty sure I love my nipple piercing more than I'll love my children someday
It's like the drive of shame on fucking Christmas. Happy birthday Jesus
As a home can we vote to stab Peter?
Threesomes are not as fun as you'd think. I left with a black eye and I'm not sure who's to blame.
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