Uggggg i want to leave and get bombed over baghdad
Dude she looked like Jerry Garcia's knuckles
Are you with Adam and his vodka?
Yeswdsssss I masde his pickle gi away ans he go anbnoued
I asked her if she had any t-shirts of bands that didn't suck. I got a Sublime shirt and my answer.
is not sure whether or not everyone at the club last night calling me a-easy is a good thing?
You closed the sidewalk off to pedestrians last night. With a glitter covered safety cone
My complete lack of self respect has really improved my blow job technique
We defiantly won best dressed in the ER tonight
Trust me I was high for like 5 years...I got this
At least I can pee in a cup like a champ at this point
he attacked my vagina with the force of a thousand suns
The German just referred to my vagina as the Great Barrier Reef and that he was going to go diving in it.
He's my favorite late night booty call. He lives next to a Wendy's.
And today, on Faces I'd Like to Sit On .... The starting line up of the German National Football team
I dont think you understand. A NOODLE FELL OUT OF MY VAGINA! I DEMAND TO KNOW WHAT YOU DID TO ME LAST NIGHT!
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