I wish I could tape me & him having sex. Not for pornographic reasons, just for comic relief.
i feel like even strangers are annoyed with me because of how drunk i was last night
She compared sex to doing dishes."You scrub them until they're wet."
This place doesnt have redbull or serve shots. Its like they are at war with fun.
There is a mosh pit in our kitchen. You better hurry.
I just canoed to the bar. I am a skilled drunk paddler.
i love all of you. Physical. Emotional. Mental. All of it. When we speak i feel like a feather or a dragon depending on the conversation ...
My roommate has gone Christmas crazy. It looks like Jack Frost came all over my living room. Wanna come fuck me in the fake snow by the fireplace?
Sorry I got completely naked in your bed, but I feel our friendship has grown because of it.
Went to night shots with Kayla... she punched this guy and I got his friends number. Not sure if she's the best or worst wingman ever.
Also, I don't know if it's the drugs I'm on or not, but I truly believe I was hypnotized last night listening to an audio book.
Went on a blind date. Afterwards I ripped my pants off and said "it's game time". He was into it.
I was simply suggesting that you really should try coke bondage sex.
Do you realize we were driving someone else’s car and I was holding the wheel while you were driving and sucking my dick. That’s NOT normal
Not to be hella graphic on main but I just came so hard I think I saw a new color.
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