That's when you crack a 10am beer
it's a girl!!
That's great, I look forward to meeting her in 18 years
I've thrown up so many times in the third floor bathroom of Baldwin that they should probably just go ahead and name it after me.
dont get mad but guess who just got banned for life from dodger stadium
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I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE.
If you go to the bathroom don't ask why there's diet coke on the toilet. Loller copter. Blow is fun.
Its 10:23 on a monday morning and im craving jello shots, this is a problem
Will you please bring your dog over today? Apparently I was drunkenly cooking last night. There's food everywhere. I'm too hungover to clean.
Also yeah I would definitely have to say that one of my favorite things to do is to get high and pet cats.
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New carpet is nice. I'm making carpet angels. Like a fresh snowfall.
It's election day and I was just tied up with an American flag scarf
You are the epitome of what awesome would taste like.
When's the best time to point out that all of my orgasms this year have been self-administered? Valentine's day?
I have a bunch of bug bites on my ass... This is why you don't have sex against a tree in the woods
I'm a grown ass woman. Treat me like one. Fuckboy
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