i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
there's nothing like watching the sun rise at the library alone on a friday morning to make you want to kill yourself.
Im drinking a large pickle jar full of Emergency, water and left over pickle juice and I dont care.
Define 'illegal'. Your idea of it and my idea are in separate universes.
Who was that guy I met at your brother's house who had to get stitches in his ass?
and then he tried plucking my nose hairs. lines were crossed.
After a little too much, I decided public urination was a constitutional right.. Nearly got deported for that one
Fell asleep with Kristen and woke up with Sarah. It's official, vacation has begun.
There are many penises to be discovered and claimed tonight
We're like Lewis and Clark
Also topless tea is a thing that happens in our apartment. Ready yourself.
Apparently I blamed my BAC on the Saint Louis Cardinals...how is that not a valid excuse?!
Im eating leftover Easter ham in a bubble bath. What has my life come to?
I'm a hopeless romantic with the sex drive of a married politician. IM DOOMED.
I almost just opened my door to get my pizza butt ass naked
HE WAS CUMMING IN THAT DICK PIC
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