Pretty sure I only gave out my other # though. You know, 777 777-7777
Hahaha. So was it a Freudian slip, or wishful thinking? ;)
Could be either seeing as you're in my phone as "3rd bar" and I couldn't pick you outta a line up.
New beer pong partner names "Bus Boys" ... We clear tables
And then I have a slight inkling that I went up to the bar and tried to order the bartender.
You kept buying everyone Washington apple shots, and telling us we needed to support local produce.
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blow job with a beer in the shower, I just created the ultimate day spa for dudes
You hooked up with a kindergarten teacher?
Yea. It's kind of weird knowing that there are kindergarten teachers out there with their nipples pierced.
well as my mentor always said, "Don't antagonize the man whose penis gives you multiple orgasms."
When I start puking tomorrow, just let me be. it'll start around 8:35. just let me heave. i love this part of my morning.
It went alright, nothing too special, just got threatened with a knife by our server.
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No one parties like Jon. He once stole a cops hat, ran like the wind, partied all night with it, and dropped it off at the station the next day with a box of donuts as an appology.
Every time he asks me if I'm horny I'm just like come on...stupid question
Dude you were sitting in front of me eating uncooked bow tie pasta...
cake and sex. what better combination is there.
So help me God.... if he sends me a dick pic.... I will make it so he has to eat food through a tube in his nose and poop into a bag by his belly button
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
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