did you wind up at some random place? and do you remember face planting into the fireplace?
THE PICTURE OF PEPPERMINT MOCHA MADE ME WANT TO TOUCH MYSELF
I want to make a porn site called "girls with daddy issues"
Why the fuck is BBQ sauce coming out of my shower head?
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The worst part of it is that he's not the first man I've fucked with 2+ chihuahua's.
The guy I fucked last night is well worth up the ass tuition. I just wish I could tell dad thanks!
when i'm drunk i think im just gonna point at him and yell adultery is a sinnnn. youre going to helllll
It must be illegal for me to be this drunk in front of this many children
He wore nothing but a Speedo and a tie to the party. It was great. Everyone was looking at him like "this kid's the best"
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Go for it! You're young. Have fun. Be somebody's expensive hobby like Anastasia Steele.
I did my walk of shame through a safeway at 8am to get YOUR hangover bagels. You're welcome asshole
so it turns out the huge bruises on my knees are from drunk bmxing and not getting railed from behind on the ground
and ill have you know that I only wiped out twice
I like to feed my guinea pigs before I get stoned. In case they get contact high and get the munchies. It's only polite.
i got to his house for our first date at the same time as his dealer, so what I'm saying is I'm in love
Drinking is such a hassle. I wish I could just press a button and be drunk.
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