After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
How do you get eyebrow wax out of your butthole region?
The fact that you aren't ashamed to ask that is the reason I will give you the answer. Under the sink there is a bottle of wax remover. Throw my waxing kit away as well.
I just cleaned your Jaeger vomit off my car with a knife. Don't ever say I don't love you.
My girlfriend was pissed, so if I had to guess, i'd say I had a GREAT time last night
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College students should never be allowed to have snow days. Never.
Maybe I should forgo underwear.
This is a family BBQ no?
how the fuck is Katelyn 5'1" and 85 lbs and she tackled a bouncer to the ground?
Some old truck driver just made me smell his beard I hope tonight turns out better
She just tried to talk over a fart. The fart was way longer than the sentence she originally wanted to say so she just added gibberish to the end. Gross
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How interesting! I'm adding this to my list of things to discuss with you between fucks.
Two words: blizzard sex
He used his penis as a drumstick on my back and had me guess what song he was playing.
did i just pee glitter
Guy just walked in with a 40 and a Honda steering wheel. Where the fuck am I?
They just made me take another shot and I found out the liquor store next to my brothers house has a petting zoo
Mind. Blown.
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