You'll be the first to get a "it's herpes simplex 1" cigar.
A picture just appeared on facebook. I am puking in the toilet, you are next to me puking in the sink. I think we have our christmas card.
they're like a gay fantastic four
Just did a line with lance bass. Only in NY
Noooo. We thought it would be funny for him to wake up buried in the sand. But we just remembered about the whole high tide thing and it's dark and it's pretty damn hard to find an unconscious head sticking out of the sand. Just help us out
Last time I get high to write a paper the night before it's due. "Tiny Wings and sexuality" is not an acceptable topic to for a paper. Class in 30 minutes. I'm fucked...
Worst drunk idea ever... Me "Cops are looking for two guys, one in a grey shirt one in a blue shirt" jelly "lets take out shirts off they'll never find us" of course I thought it was brilliant
This is my gift to your gina
It was like we had a conversation with our eyes.
Was it a good conversation?
It was an awkward, sexual conversation.
all of these bad things happened because I didn't bring a shower beer.
Just an FYI you do have to wear pants to lunch
Went home with a guy last night with Taco Bell sauce in my hair and on my pants
This is Ryan, Kristin's husband. I don't know if you meant to send that pic to me at 3am. You may want to call Kristin. Neat piercing though.
it's a shower with the lights off kind of day
My life is pants optional.
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