Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
Bea Arthur died! :(
What?
Big bird passed.
I couldn't deal, she's a vegetarian. Every woman should like a little meat in their mouths.
and this is why I hate my dad. He got 25x more angry with me when I wanted to drive a different route then he suggested to get to his house (more scenic- thus more enjoyable) then he did when I told him I was driving drunk with 4 people in the car and I got my 5th speeding ticket last night.
that knocking you heard last night......that was her head slowly going through the wall
We ended up sleeping in the emergency room for safety (you know, well lit, cameras..) and then an ambulance drove us to the train station around 4am. great last night in australia.
I've decided I want to blow you wearing a santa hat.
Aren't rabbit ears more seasonally appropriate?
Well, somebody (me) put on reindeer antlers, crawled around on the floor, and meowed at people... So yeah, I'd say it was "one of those nights"
I was jumping over your garbage can screaming "Im a snow cat!!" ..Who wouldn't want to see that?
tell your brother to quit sending me his dick pics what am i going to do with them print them out and shove them up my ass???
I'm in the smoking section between a transvestite molly dealer and a group of juggalos. I shouldn't be that hard to find.
Let's just say if my bucket list had "fngered in the middle of a club by a complete stranger while being sprayed by UV paint" then that is well and truly ticked off.
Lunch?
Massage?
Spanking with handcuffs?
Im glad your laughing because im currently convincing my penis you didnt mean it and its all gunna be ok.
My apartment stinks of burning failure
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