no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
Your sister thinks she pees out of her clit. Did you have Sex Ed or Sunday School growing up?
A guy on the street just growled at me and said damnnnn. Sometimes it scares me how attractive i am.
we found you eating frozen orange juice with a spoon and then drinking vodka from the bottle.
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IS FOOTBALL GONNA SUCK HIS DICK? NO, IT IS NOT
I found his backpack for the weekend. All it had was ping pong balls, mardi gras beads, and Tums.
I slept with him because his girlfriend should know better than to be with him given is reputation. It was like sex and a lesson all in one.
I am not even close to finishing violently masturbating over that video.
We fucked like animals and then decided we actually liked each other so then we made love. It's a match made in heaven.
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I did not appreciate your texts about spanking at 3'o'clock this morning.
I rather not break my neck. It's hard to look sexy with a neck cast.
Can't feel body but making pizza rolls
I have banged to "The Emperor's New Groove" way more than could possibly be reasonable.
I woke up naked buried in snacks. Best night ever.
I feel like he doesn't realize we're offering him a threeway with sisters and I don't understand how that's possible.
Maybe we should bring mom next time.
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