What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
i'm wearing my white shorts to coax my period out of hiding.
A guy on the street just growled at me and said damnnnn. Sometimes it scares me how attractive i am.
I was cleaning up my drunken mess and I found my ID in a cereal box
Motor boating, judging by the amount of lipstick I found I would say between 6 to 8 times
Went to anytime fitness at 3:34 am drunk after the the bar and getting whataburger. Lifted weights with my cheeseburger between my knees. That's called DEDICATION.
Guess whose mug shot is NOT on the Internet anymore?!?!
When hitting a Woodchuck bottle with a machete, glass will fly back and cut your face.
I hope you did not try this.
"Let's chug a beer then make out" doesn't sound as nice, but it would prob make him cum right there.
I can't even tell you how many rave sticks I tore apart with my teeth last night.
but im not going to tell the owner of the penis of my dreams how to wear his hair.
Of course I understand. Thou shalt never turn down a free meal or drink. It's one of the commandments of being a girl.
This is the third year in a row that Mario has fallen through a table on New Years. I'm sensing a tradition developing.
Well... I got her number now... I think she is a dish best served drunk
I'm really glad I had vomit on my sweater when I met his sister.
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