I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
Everytime she would start slurring, she'd stop, hold up a finger, wait like 30 seconds, then try again. I love drunk people
I would rather wake up to a truck driver than wake up to her
Squirrels and blue jays and dove-like things. They're just frolicking around in my backyard. I wanna be like them.
I don't think going to Relay for Life and painting our faces while everyone stares at us is a sufficent late night after the bars.
Will you push me around in a wheel chair, introduce me to people, and say nothing as I get up and walk away?
I shit myself. Legit. And I burnt my tongue. Unrelated incidents, but related in the sense of general discomfort.
I know you're my sister, but I'm pretty sure I'm going to have sex with one of your exes this weekend. He's probably not gay, but I'll let you know.
Had a crazy moment last night. Had to get up, run to bathroom, pop 3 Xanax, sit on bathroom floor and rock myself in fetal position. Not my best moment.
I look like I just got gang banged and I'm wearing a Taylor swift t shirt. It's not gonna be a pretty breakfast.
I convinced a girl making out is a secret handshake
All I have in my new place is coke and a treadmill.. it's workout Wednesday
All I remember is dance battling with a man named tom the entire time who kept buying me drinks so id say it was a success
hooked up with him and then had a conversation with his ex about how we hate people who hook up with our exs...
His mom just pulled off a quadruple cockblock. I'm not sure if I'm mad or impressed?
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