I painted my nails silver
And what are the implications of that?
Is there supposed to be a msg in that? Just thought ud like to know it looks like I fingerbanged an alien
I woke up at 7am naked in my bathtub with the shower running. My apartment was so full of steam that my ceiling was dripping. Who thought it would be okay for me to get my own place, anyway?
Tipsy and thinking of you. Talk tomorrow. My alliteration is awesome.
It's official. I now have that "I was drunk and needed the money" college story to share later in life.
Ya. I was the definition of a shit show. I woke up outside my door when my alarm went off
Is that you who's passed out on my treadmill?
dude, i turned on the light and asked if they were ok and they STILL didn't stop. Most determined sex EVER.
I feel like the devil slapped me in the face with his dick.
Birthday success
I haven't been sober in 4 days.
Then be sober
No.
I'm finally in my bed, my pants are off, and there's no pee on my carpet this is the best life has been all day
He told me to tell my ass that he loved and missed it, and even though he hasn't known it long, it might be the one for him
I mean I'm sad it didn't work out but tbh he he can't unlick my booty hole or unbreak his headboard... He won't forget my name ever
Do you ever get so high you're like vibrating
Does your balding hurt less when a 19 year old holds your hand?
Started dabbing in blow again because he always hated that I did it. Yuh I’m doing drugs but at least I’m doing me?
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