Yay Minnesota! I can't believe there's now a US Senator who has taken more acid than we have
Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
If its vodka, everyone is attractive. Tequila, everyone is dead sexy, single and fuckable.
girl in the front row yawned. double jointed jaw. i know where i'll be sitting next class
omg dinner turned into a foam party this is weiriiid
I just want to know who nailed the chicken nugget to the door.
Listen. I don't care if its "nontoxic" im not putting it in my fucking vagina.
Speaking of testosterone. I saw a girl with a moustache thicker than one I can grow last night...
Emergency nipple ring removal:vodka, tweezers, and vodka. Can you bring me a band-aid?
Everyone's going out for thirsty Thursday and I'm just like. Cool. Enjoy yourself. I'm gonna eat an entire pizza and watch King of Queens reruns.
I bought Plan B for the first time and an interview outfit today. You could say my life is improving.
If Boring and Monotone had a love child, it would be this guy.
I mean, it's just pathetic when the standard is tinder and he can't live up to it.
My manager caught me going taking a nap in an empty room. Apparently she sleeps there too.
We are taking a shrt nap on the sidewalk cme fine me if you want but dont wake me up
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