Me too ba-by. I wanna bite your ear lobes they are so fat.
Like worst hickies ever he always gives them like wtf
yep. he's not circumcised. how did it take me six months to realize THAT?
I have to tell you about my conversation with the cloud dragon!
Also how the fuck did i get like 30 brown napkins
I FOUND THE PROF I'M GOING TO FUCKKKK.
just got my girl scout cookies. wanna get high?
He told me I had nice tits + they have a great shape. + then proceeded to flatten my boob + show me what the gross tits he's seen look like.
If i ever start ordering tequila again please tackle me to the ground and steal my wallet
This just spotted: a bagpiping Elmo on the street.
She is larger then a hippo. You could cut her open in the middle of a blizzard and crawl in like Luke skywalker. Throw a couch and a tv in there and you're set
Who knew that "When in doubt, pelvic thrust" would end up being the best motto ever? In other news, I think I may have joined roller derby.
Haha, I gave you the rest of the cash I had on me and you bought 3 shots for yourself and beer for everybody except me FUCKFACE.
I am eating a fluff-a-nutter sandwich at the gym right now. I brought vodka too.
You planned on giving him head in the shower?
More like I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
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