I don't understand how people can have that much vomit in them
at a bar and heard one girl tell another her tampon string was showing she goes i dont want it in anymore anyways. then proceeds to pull out her tampon in the middle of the bar and leave it on a plate. ewwww
I'm using the house around the corner that my parents rent out to people as a means of getting sex. I just tell them I'm going for a walk and just invite my next hook up over
Can we pretty pretty please go to Mardi Gras tomorrow? I promise I'll be a good girl and not puke in a pledges car
We were destined to go to rehab together
nana can keg stand better than me. should i be proud?
Colombian exchange intern from my Mom's friend's ranch loves me, and is staying the night because we got each other drunk. Successful Christmas? I think yes.
I'm the only person who goes to break up a friends with benefits and comes out with a boyfriend
Settled one third of the tab. Am going back for sex. Love you, make friends
He gave me a script of norcos and touched my balls so overall it's been a good day.
Ran into my statistics professor at the bar, he chugged a car bomb and yelled "x bar mothfucker!". On average I'm loving this PhD program.
Also he said my vagina was sculpted by gods so there must be some feelings here.
How have you never felt a dick as hard as mine?
She was riding me and giving me score updates to the basketball game at the same time..... Shes a keeper
You really do take on your dog's personality she sounded like her pug breathing when we were going at it.
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