I loved tuna sandwiches so much in grade school it was so embarrassing
Everyday all the kids would be like oh grosss whose eating tuunnaa
Word to the wise: learn how to ask "What is my bail posted as" in French before traveling abroad.
Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
I've just never had a dinner guest strut in, go directly to my bathroom, vomit.. then come out demanding whiskey and food.
Good thing I took the morning after pill cuz I pretty much had packaged seamen in me like I was a squirrel saving it for later or something
im tired of her bring homeless men home when shes drunk. THEY ARE NOT FUCKING PETS!!!!
WHY DO YOU ALWAYS PUT THE PLUG IN THE SINK BEFORE YOU PUKE IN IT
Today is definitely a "stand over the toilet and pee through the opening at the bottom of my boxers" kind of day.
I guess the silver lining is that having a big dick really comes in handy when you're hungover.
It's a mixed blessing.
Is there a reason there's a dick print on my seventh-story window?
Is it frowned upon to bring a flask to the er?
I'm going to pretend you don't watch My Little Pony and focus on your large cock. Kay? Don't bring it up again.
I don't remember anything but bad decisions last night
Oh dear. Sending much love.
Just send a machete.
I've pulled 4 ticks off of me. This is the last time I suck dick in the wild.
If your talking about a poncho I WANT ONE
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