Id settle for living inside the pirates of the carribean ride.
I just spent all my babysitting money on red cups and beer.
People still let you watch their kids?
Don't remember much from last night, but I recall slipping you the tounge. For that I apologize
he had his head down and said he was listening for the buffalo, he had to still be drunk.
her idea of "friends with benefits" is her doing my laundry. i'm cool with it.
You know, be my cock's hype man.
all I know is he gave me a Cialis and tried to take me home.
I can now tell my grandchildren Central Park has really great spots for quickies...
He put my hand on his penis and said welcome home.
Vagic. Defined as a kind of magic one has over a girl's vagina. Used in a sentence... he's an accomplished vagician.
I love when groups of boys part so I can walk through. It's like a red sea of penises, and I am their Moses.
I decided to have a date tonight. Back on horse I go. Or aiming to be on a horse cock one day. You know. However that metaphor goes.
Yes. Life would be much easier if we had penises & could do whatever the fuck we want.
What happened last night and why am I partially covered in queso?
like, there were so many other better not terrible choices you could have made, so i'm honestly baffled that you managed to fuck up that bad
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