U know those big foam mats in the back gym for track?
ya, gonna go have sex there?
No I want one to have wings and pick me up and take me home
you know you were way too high when you wake up next to a handwritten list of all the things you'd do for a Klondike bar
We convinced her the game "just the tip" was a billiards game. She was asking a couple guys if they wanted to play as we left. I kinda don't want to ask her how the rest of the night went.
I'll be honest, not actually surprised to find half a Big Mac box and bits of broken security glass by the sofa.
dude. you ripped the mardi gras beads off the girls neck and yelled she didnt deserve them..
I kept calling him escargot instead of Estaban..I don't think that was the wisest choice.
Dude when we asked him where he lived all he could tell us was "by the slurpees." That fucked up.
I love it. Like, more than my penis at the moment.
You tried to pay for our cab with the 2 dollars you got from selling your natty ice outside the strip club.
I got really upset about missing him last night when I was demonstrating penis sizes of the people I've slept with using a tape measurer to my roommates
I need to reevaluate. My boss gave me drug money. I overslept on my couch. And I had my student teacher go to McDonald's and get an egg mcmuffin for me.
like are we talking 'quick beer' bad or 'break out the real vodka' bad
It's not above me to sleep with him solely for his authentic budweiser shirt
You're the only person I know who's experienced a micropenis and a magnum XL penis
We need to know if his feet match his cock.
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