I had a wet dream about my mom last night. words can't even begin to discribe how scarred I am. what. the. fuck.
I bought the love spell lotion from victoria secret so it atleast smells like a girl is present while I'm masturbating
i just saw her new tattoo, how much more trashy can you get than having "taste the rainbow" on your body for the rest of your life?
my mom sold the house because of the grow room the couple saw i had in the basement.
She said i kept moaning her moms name instead of hers
He puked, did more shots, and then pissed in a drawer. We thought it was bad enough and all of a sudden...boom-clothes come off and he passes out with slippers and a styrofoam hat on and a guitar hero guitar in hand pretending he was slash.
There was a gay guy in drag passed out against the wall but we had sex in there anyway.
I feel that shower jager is exactly what this man needs after last night.
You're a disgrace to gay men everywhere.
Pretty sure I just shit out pure stomach acid. I'll explain after you take me to a hospital
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
he just cleaned his wound with pinnacle whipped
He made me a flamingo drink and now I don't know why things are the way they are.
I gave him blue balls & ate the last slice of pie so the chances of a second date are slim...
kind of bad when u call a cop an asshole for driving you home from the bar
So what we learned was that it doesn't matter how skinny the stripper is, if she sits on your knee with a torn acl for two hours it's going to swell up
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